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Generic Lurker Lounge thread - Merlinios - 06-23-2006
[Edit: double post]
Newly-registered forum member makes arbitrary seemingly-innocent comment that incites the wrath of at least six veteran posters while adding nothing of value to the thread. Thread necromancy preferred if possible.
Generic Lurker Lounge thread - Obi2Kenobi - 08-03-2006
Quote:Random post bringing thread back from the dead but saying very little.<delurk>Hi!</delurk>
Large sig.
/edit: Notes that his number of posts are the 2-5th numbers of the Fibbonachi sequence. Get's de-nerdified by his mispelling of said sequence.
Generic Lurker Lounge thread - Archon_Wing - 08-03-2006
Quote:[Edit: double post]
Newly-registered forum member makes arbitrary seemingly-innocent comment that incites the wrath of at least six veteran posters while adding nothing of value to the thread. Thread necromancy preferred if possible.
Includes obscene sexual innuendo concerning necromancy. Intent highly clouded, thus enabling escape if called on by other posters-- main escape tactic will be to accuse posters of having no humor and thus should go out and acquire "lives" that this poster supposedly has much of.
Generic Lurker Lounge thread - Doc - 08-03-2006
**Quietly ponders if he could steer this in to another death penalty discussion thread and wonders if Occhi can be bribed with coffee**
**Kicks self for thinking out loud.**
:w00t:
Generic Lurker Lounge thread - Archon_Wing - 08-04-2006
Insert witty one liner meant to provoke (pretentious) philosphical thought regarding previous poster's reflection and to provide a "lesson of the day" on the dangers of speaking too soon.
*Watches the Matrix Trilogy and continue to spit out one liners mentioned above.
Generic Lurker Lounge thread - Merlinios - 08-04-2006
Quote:**Kicks self for thinking out loud.**
**Kicks Doc for thinking out loud.**
Generic Lurker Lounge thread - Occhidiangela - 08-04-2006
Quote:**Quietly ponders if he could steer this in to another death penalty discussion thread and wonders if Occhi can be bribed with coffee***Indicates a negative.* :shuriken:
:w00t:
Occhi
Generic Lurker Lounge thread - Mithrandir - 08-05-2006
*Looks around and is clearly confused*
Generic Lurker Lounge thread - Zippyy - 08-06-2006
*instructs Mith to RTFM*
Generic Lurker Lounge thread - Merlinios - 08-07-2006
Quote:*instructs Mith to RTFM*
TFM
Generic Lurker Lounge thread - Premezilla - 08-12-2006
So, how 'bout them Steele*whack**thud*
Shuffling sounds as thread posters hurry back to battle stations.
Generic Lurker Lounge thread - Sirian - 08-18-2006
Quote:Standard rogue reply, or series of replies. For each reply, choose one from group A and two from Group B
Group A
-Rambling and facetious comments related to posted topic
-Bridge/transition to different topic using initial subject as springboard
-Comment that Eurotrash needs to be aware that anti American posts will elicit caustic reply, regardless of original post's direction
-Snide remark about something related, sorta, to the topic
-Rant induced by an overdose, again, of caffeine
-Discussion on the Illuminati (thanks Jarulf :lol: ) and how they fit historically into the military or religious history of the topic addressed in the fifth reply, in counterpoint to the 19th and 27th replies
-A reminder that Bolty, our congenial host, and Gris, our traffic cop with a heart of gold, do their thing for free -- please stop whinging about "freedom of speech" on the Lounge.
Irrelevant interjection by ancient lurker, almost two years after the thread died.
Inside joke, intended to make only a handful of people laugh.
Tortured pun, intended to make only one person laugh (but lots to moan and groan).
Vicious gratuitous attack against somebody perceived to be attacking others viciously and gratuitously.
Snotty lecture about obscure subject matter only tangentially related to anything else in the thread.
Rambling series of paragraphs that say the same thing over and over and over and over.
Pathetic greeting directed at the four people who still remember who I am, in a vain attempt to redeem an otherwise worthless post.
- Signature (offset by a hyphen)
Generic Lurker Lounge thread - Doc - 08-18-2006
Brings back up long standing PK debate in hopes of starting the flamewar of the century.
Looks for allies with asbestos underpants.
Generic Lurker Lounge thread - Munkay - 08-18-2006
Quote:Looks for allies with asbestos underpants.
Curses the day he threw out his asbestos underpants for new improved anti-carcinogenic underpants.
Proceeds to misunderstand post and asks other loungers what their underpants are made out of.
Signature preceeding "Cheers" - even though poster is in no way British or part of a culture with embraces said term
Shortened nickname version of already nick name board name.
Generic Lurker Lounge thread - --Pete - 08-19-2006
Hi,
Quote:*instructs Mith to RTFM*Wonders if this is the FM being discussed. Tries to hijack thread in the direction of edible massage oils.
--Pete
Generic Lurker Lounge thread - Nomad25055 - 09-05-2006
Quote:Hi,
Wonders if this is the FM being discussed. Tries to hijack thread in the direction of edible massage oils.
--Pete
Takes the hijack and runs with it by relating massage oils to a story pertaining to petroleum jelly. Rants about the oil industry as a result.
NoMaD
Generic Lurker Lounge thread - Occhidiangela - 09-05-2006
Quote:Takes the hijack and runs with it by relating massage oils to a story pertaining to petroleum jelly. Rants about the oil industry as a result.Posts links to electric car, and nuclear power generation, advocacy pages. Waits for the various and sundry Greeens to short circuit their brains at the synergy.
NoMaD
Sips coffee.
Occhi
Generic Lurker Lounge thread - Bolty - 09-07-2006
Quote:Irrelevant interjection by ancient lurker, almost two years after the thread died.Expression of shock by board admin at posting of ancient Lurker presence.
Inability to remember previous arguments with ancient presence.
Wonderment at where time flies.
-hyphenated signature
Generic Lurker Lounge thread - Sirian - 09-07-2006
Quote:Expression of shock by board admin at posting of ancient Lurker presence.
Inability to remember previous arguments with ancient presence.
Wonderment at where time flies.
Delight at expression of shock.
Gloating over having a stronger memory.
Failed attempt to rekindle previous arguments, followed by expression of shock at not being able to remember what they were either.
Blathering paragraph saying nothing at all but using lots of words to say it.
Warm wishes.
- Signature (offset by a hyphen)
Generic Lurker Lounge thread - Merlinios - 05-26-2008
THREAD NECROMANCY!!
(Because someone had to)