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Generic Lurker Lounge thread - Occhidiangela - 10-12-2005 Doc,Oct 12 2005, 05:28 AM Wrote:Intentionally swallows a shiny object to bring lawsuit to the Lounge. Prepares legal brief for initial hearing. Includes terms "contributory negligence," "wilful self injury," and "can't read the fine print on the object that warns against swallowing, you silly goose." Realizes that the kangaroos on the court will find Doc's kilt more interesting than my suit. Commences kilt purchasing process. Finds that at £295.00 per kilt, better to buy the tie (£10.72) with the Mcleod tartan --since I already have a suit --than the kilt. (I don't have the legs for it anyway. :P ) Awaits hearing. Plays golf with the local circuit court judge in preparation for case. ;) Occhi Generic Lurker Lounge thread - Doc - 06-19-2006 At 2:24, monday morning, on June the 19, Doc grabs a shovel and his necromancy for dummies handbook. Old favourite thread revived, using a leftover res scroll from some old Diablo game. Sits back in quiet bemusement that an old thread is now fogging a mirror again. Quick wave and a nod to DeeBye. Generic Lurker Lounge thread - Zarathustra - 06-19-2006 *comes out of lurk mode* *makes a comment questioning why he bothers coming out of lurk mode* *reenters lurk mode* Generic Lurker Lounge thread - Zippyy - 06-19-2006 Quote:*comes out of lurk mode**idly plays with his Wand* Generic Lurker Lounge thread - Doc - 06-19-2006 Quote:*idly plays with his Wand* Matter-of-factly informs Zippyy that if he keeps playing with his wand he is going to get hairy palms and go blind. Exclaims "They do exist!" at seeing Z. Generic Lurker Lounge thread - Occhidiangela - 06-19-2006 Quote:Matter-of-factly informs Zippyy that if he keeps playing with his wand he is going to get hairy palms and go blind.Slams head on desk. Blames caffeine. Again. Attempts haiku that falls flat. Helps haiku back up. Occhi Generic Lurker Lounge thread - Doc - 06-19-2006 Quote:Slams head on desk. In hushed tones informs Occhi that for many men of his age, their haikus fall flat. They make a pill for that now. Subtle warning of four hour prose. Generic Lurker Lounge thread - Griselda - 06-19-2006 Moderator warning to keep content appropriate. Generic Lurker Lounge thread - Occhidiangela - 06-20-2006 Quote:Moderator warning to keep content appropriate.Veiled reference to pre 1970's rock 'n roll lyric by Jagger and Richard. Occhi Generic Lurker Lounge thread - Jarulf - 06-21-2006 Quote:Moderator warning to keep content appropriate. Not sure, I feel it was too vague. Can you give a less descriptive answer? I feel you just posted a generic premade answer not on topic here! Perhaps Bolty can clarify with some good metaphor about pegs. PS! Has anyone ever tried the "guided mode"? Never noticed it before. Generic Lurker Lounge thread - Bolty - 06-21-2006 Quote:Moderator warning to keep content appropriate.Reminder to other posters that Griselda and Bolty's views on forum moderation match and that trying to convince one or the other that the other moderator is being too harsh/too lenient is useless. Also, strange reference to square pegs in round holes. -Bolty Generic Lurker Lounge thread - Occhidiangela - 06-21-2006 Quote:Also, strange reference to square pegs in round holes.Wiseacre comment that the thread's progression is risible, and of concern only to risus monkey's. ;) Occhi Generic Lurker Lounge thread - Doc - 06-21-2006 Quote:Wiseacre comment that the thread's progression is risible, and of concern only to risus monkey's. ;) Poses the question "Would you like some risus pieces? Generic Lurker Lounge thread - Jarulf - 06-21-2006 Quote:Reminder to other posters that Griselda and Bolty's views on forum moderation match and that trying to convince one or the other that the other moderator is being too harsh/too lenient is useless. Bah, that was a completely off topic post I would say, see first post for reference:P PS: Square peg references: Bolty talks about square pegs Search: square + peg Wikipedia on square pegs Generic Lurker Lounge thread - Rhydderch Hael - 06-21-2006 Quote:Veiled reference to pre 1970's rock 'n roll lyric by Jagger and Richard.30+ years-old reference that goes over the heads of 80% of forum population who only knows Jagger as the cop dude from Freejack and Keith Richards as a pirate pretending to be Johnny Depp (or something somesuch). Generic Lurker Lounge thread - Zippyy - 06-22-2006 Quote:.. square pegs in round holes.*familiar yet uncomfortable romantic advance to Bolty* *idly plays with his Wand* *familiar yet uncomfortable romantic advance to Tal* Generic Lurker Lounge thread - librarian - 06-22-2006 makes usual greeting phrase refers to the unthinking way most people name 'monkey' when they actually mean 'primate' confuses everyone by being the last poster still using linear mode due to its 1337ness adds a self-advertising link to a page completely useless to everyone because of being written in some ancient language adds a postscriptum about soccer being the most unattractive game ever <edit> added an edit for the sake of completeness and to show that preview mode is actually something for n00bs </edit> Generic Lurker Lounge thread - Jarulf - 06-22-2006 Quote:confuses everyone by being the last poster still using linear mode due to its 1337ness Hmm, wonder what is wrong with my appearant linear mode since it is actually something else based on the above.... I guess one can picture it as non treaed in ones head perhaps? Perhaps Bolty can explain why you are the last of an almost extinct spiecis using linear, or if there is linear lurkers pretending to use something else while in fact sneak peeking in linear mode. PS! For mor info on "linear": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linear EDIT: Removed the edit for the sake of completness! Generic Lurker Lounge thread - librarian - 06-22-2006 usual greeting phrase points out meaning and importance of the group 'everyone' claims in best politician's tradition the rest of his confusing sentence to be just a matter of times' needings links to a page where he said pretty much the same without further evidence and calls it a proof Generic Lurker Lounge thread - Occhidiangela - 06-22-2006 Quote:30+ years-old reference that goes over the heads of 80% of forum population who only knows Jagger as the cop dude from Freejack and Keith Richards as a pirate pretending to be Johnny Depp (or something somesuch).Gapes in wonder that someone else actually watched Freejack. Notes that "they are more like guidelines" is a throw away line first used by Keith Richard in a drug case in Toronto. *Pre Orders tickets to Pirates of the Caribbean II.* Occhi |