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Huh? - Doc - 06-16-2005
Minionman,Jun 16 2005, 03:03 PM Wrote:This forum isn't getting close to a liberal joke. A liberal joke would be:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
A Liberal
A liberal who?
A liberalally liberal.
(Obviously could use some improvement.)
(Last parentheses is a small understatement.)
(Guess that joke kind of proves the second sentence, though not in the way it was meant.)
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Knock Knock
Who is it?
Plumber.
I didn't hire a plumber. Who is it?
Flowers.
What... for who?
Plumber
You're... that crazy shark aren't you?
No maam, I am just a dolphin.. will you let me in please?
A dolphin! Ok!
**Gobble**
This is the proper way to tell a knock knock joke.
Knock knock...
Huh? - Lady Vashj - 06-16-2005
I suppose a regular joke thread is better than a liberal joke thread...
True story:
A man once wrote to Rudyard Kipling (author of The Jungle Book; I'm sure you've heard of him), explaining that he had just read an article claiming that Kipling was paid $5 a word for his stories and offering him $5 for a one-word reply. Kipling's response:
Thanks. - Rudyard Kipling.
Shortly thereafter the man sent another letter.
Dear Mr. Kipling:
I sold the story of your one-word reply to a newspaper for $200. The enclosed check is your half.
Huh? - Guest - 06-16-2005
Wrong again.
No where did I meantion "democrat" or "republican". I suppose some one could have complained that this post was anti-rpublican also. But that has no actual bearing whether or not I feel their is an increasingly over liberal bias on the forum.
My self I belong to neither party(most Democrats are stupid and most Republicans are greedy IMO).
Huh? - Occhidiangela - 06-16-2005
Doc,Jun 14 2005, 09:56 PM Wrote:WTF?
Remember when I was talking about the Patriot Act Revision a few threads ago and how folks were working on keeping GWB in office a while longer while he works on the War on Terror?
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Another reason to keep the 2d Ammendment just the way it is.
Occhi
Huh? - Occhidiangela - 06-16-2005
Minionman,Jun 16 2005, 02:03 PM Wrote:This forum isn't getting close to a liberal joke. A liberal joke would be:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
A Liberal
A liberal who?
A liberalally liberal.
(Obviously could use some improvement.)
(Last parentheses is a small understatement.)
(Guess that joke kind of proves the second sentence, though not in the way it was meant.)
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Don't
Quit
Your
Day
Job
Occhi
Huh? - Minionman - 06-16-2005
Occhidiangela,Jun 16 2005, 04:33 PM Wrote:Don't
Quit
Your
Day
Job
Occhi
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Don't actually have one, but got the point as I was writing that combo of words that may have a small resemblance to a joke.
Huh? - Occhidiangela - 06-16-2005
Minionman,Jun 16 2005, 05:33 PM Wrote:Don't actually have one, . .
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Well, in that case:
"Get a job, you bum!" :D (Teasing)
occhi
Huh? - Chaerophon - 06-18-2005
Quote:I suppose a regular joke thread is better than a liberal joke thread...
What do you mean? My best friends are liberal jokesters! Life's too short to be conservative when it comes to laughs.
GROOOOAAAAN.