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Here is a rant about leaves - Doc - 11-10-2006

Quote:Heh, I was a farm boy, and we raised beef cows. My mother and sisters insisted on naming them, so I would try to keep their perspectives by naming them realistically. My favorite steers name was "Tender"... and he was, and then there was kabob, guts, bullion, and many others.


And that is all fine and good.

Aside from intelligent conversation, my goats provide me with all of the butter I could ever care to slather on my fresh baked bread or anything else, milk by the gallons, and cheese. The loss of a goat would be more than the loss of a pet, it would be a drop in production. I really love cheese. On everything. And everything tastes better with butter. Grilled cheese sammich production would take a hit, and the consequences would be disasterous, as I am told I become unbearably cranky with out my afternoon snacks. And what would I put on my tostadas? What would I drench my fireplace popped popcorn with?

Killing a dairy animal is stupid. You get more out of the animal during its life of production than you would eating it.

And completely off topic...

You would think with all these cheese and butter that I would be a big ol greaseball right now. An old man gasping and wheezing for breath. High blood pressure.

Nope. A few years ago, my cholesterol was over 300. My blood pressure was known to sit at around 210 over 180.

I have since become a vegetarian. Well, mostly. I stopped buying most of the store bought dairy. I avoid pasturized stuff now.

My blood pressure is now at 110 over 60. My cholesterol registers at 70.

I probably eat a pound of fresh butter a day and who knows how much cheese.

I owe my life to my goats.


Here is a rant about leaves - NiteFox - 11-16-2006

Speaking of my tree...

Last week I had to clear the driveway of leaves, the reason being that we were getting a new living room carpet fitted the next day, and the fitters would probably have to lay it out on the drive to cut it before bringing it in (as it turned out, it was simpler just to size it in the room. Bah). Now, exactly a week ago our tree was still in full leaf - The leaves on our drive were from our neighbour's tree as well as the trees across the road (Yes, we're a row of houses on one side of a road leading up a hill with a pretty crappy forest on the other side).

So I swept and bagged those leaves, using a hosepipe to clear the driveway of the leaves that were far too stuck to sweep up. Took a couple of hours, despite the small size of our driveway. Otherwise, we now had a perfectly clear stretch of concrete to call our own.

And now, one week later, our tree decided to shed its load across the driveway and lawn :angry: